Cyber Sex

I had run across the term cyber sex a few times lately,
so I decided to try to figure out what it meant.

I figured it had something to do with the computer,
so I tried to find the sex drive on mine.

I looked everywhere, in all the folders on
My Computer, the Add/Uninstall software,
install hardware part of the control panel,
then I got out all the manuals and went through them.

I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one.

So I decided to go to the computer store
to see if I could buy one.

Well, the salesperson in the first store was a
rather stern looking woman. I gave her the make
and model of my computer and asked her if she
had any sex drives in stock.

She kinda scowled at me and asked if I was
trying to get smart with her. Then she said,
rather rudely I thought, that she could not help me
and walked away.

Huh must not have had any in stock

In the second store, the salesguy kind of snickered
and asked if I meant a hard drive.
I thought about it for a minute and told him
'Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already
have one install ed'.

He started laughing and said something about me killing him. 'You're killing me' like that and walked away.

Hmmm must be out here too.

The guy in the third store ,laughed and asked me
if I'd fallen off the turnip truck. I assured him I'd
never been on a turnip truck but I had fallen off
the wagon a few times. He said that explains
it and walked away laughing.

The guy in the fourth store said something like
boob under his breath and walked away,
wonder why he only noticed one!

Anyway, I figured they must not carry them in
stores, maybe have to order from a catalogue
or something.

So that's where I am now.

So if any of you have some computer skills
and could help me locate my sex drive,
I would appreciate it.

I found this on someone's profile on a BDSM site I go to on occasion. I thought it was hilarious!