Hi, I've come to fix your fridge ;)
This morning has been all about fridges....
I was chatting to an online friend of mine when a electrician turned up to fix a power point. My friend reminded me of a conversation he and I had over a year ago about bad 70s porn with men arriving as tradespeople and fucking 'the lady of the house'. It was something we talked and laughed about a lot at the time.
Then later in the morning I refused to put any shopping into my Nana's fridge until I had cleaned it. It was disgusting. Anyway, I think it was the dirt that was making the thing run. Its clean now....but don't work anymore. Nana is slightly pissed at me, she didn't think it looked dirty in the first place. That visit to the optometrist is loooong overdue Nana! Time to stop being stubborn and admit the fact that YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE!
Anyways back to the fridge, she wants me to get someone to come and take a look at it. Hopefully that person won't look like Ron Jeremy? Personally I think just buying a new fridge would be the safer option...that fridge was bought second hand about 20 years ago. We shall see..
I was chatting to an online friend of mine when a electrician turned up to fix a power point. My friend reminded me of a conversation he and I had over a year ago about bad 70s porn with men arriving as tradespeople and fucking 'the lady of the house'. It was something we talked and laughed about a lot at the time.
Then later in the morning I refused to put any shopping into my Nana's fridge until I had cleaned it. It was disgusting. Anyway, I think it was the dirt that was making the thing run. Its clean now....but don't work anymore. Nana is slightly pissed at me, she didn't think it looked dirty in the first place. That visit to the optometrist is loooong overdue Nana! Time to stop being stubborn and admit the fact that YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE!
Anyways back to the fridge, she wants me to get someone to come and take a look at it. Hopefully that person won't look like Ron Jeremy? Personally I think just buying a new fridge would be the safer option...that fridge was bought second hand about 20 years ago. We shall see..
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