Ho Ho

A truck driver was driving a large truck on a Auckland motorway. Over the motorway were a number of bridges, each of them have signs stating what the maximum height of vehicle is that will fit under them. The truck driver was singing along to the radio and wasn't really paying attention to the signs when he came across a particularly low bridge. His truck got stuck, traffic started to bank up behind him. Before to long a motorway cop arrived, he got out of his car and walked over to where the truck driver was standing. The cop put his hands on his hips and shook his head and said "So, you got stuck then". "No, I was transporting this bridge and I ran out of bloody gas" the truck driver answered.