LOL @ this!

Your know you have lost touch with reality and don’t have a life if…

…Your definition of a nice romantic evening is ordering a pizza and beer and enjoying it to the romantic glow of a computer screen.

…You know from memory how to make more than 5 “faces” or “emotional” expressions using keyboard letters and symbols.

…The last time a hug you received wasn’t typed as a chat message was more than 6 months ago.

…You have “Master” “Lord” “God” “Goddess” “slave” “kijara” “King” “Emperor” as part of your screen name and will ONLY answer if someone address you in that fashion.

…Your cat died because you didn’t feed it, your house plants died from lack of water, but your “cyber-pet” has 100% “Life-Force”.

…Your left hand is soft and supple from all the lotion you use, but your right had index finger is callused where it taps the computer mouse.

…Your chair in front of the computer has more stains then your mattress.

…You can type faster with one hand than 90% of the people can type with two.

…You believe that the person on the other end of the chat looks like the IM display image or the pictures they have sent you. And they believe the same of you.

…You start to get wet (or hard) at the sight of a computer terminal.

…You are seriously considering buying a “FuckU-FuckMe” peripheral for your computer. (You have to see this site: http://www.fu-fme.com/)

…You tell your friends that you’re “busy” when they ask you to join them for socializing after work and instead go home and log on to your computer.

…You don’t have “Real” friends.

…You’ve spent more than 5 minutes deciding your screen name.

…You have more than 1 profile on CollarMe, in case you want to disagree with yourself.

…The only sunrise or sunset you’ve seen is your screen saver.

…You have told people, and believe; that the most satisfaction you have ever gotten from a relationship is one you have maintained on-line.

…Instead of going to bed with your spouse or significant other and making love or just holding them as you fall asleep, you say; “I’ll be right there” and go on the computer.

…You can’t wait to see a thread about the legitimacy of on-line relationships so you can rationalize that you are living a fulfilling life.