Monday, October 31, 2005

Teen gangs within Auckland. How....stupid!

Gangs of Auckland

* Bloods and Crips: Taking the names of those real Los Angeles gangs, the Bloods and the Crips spawn umbrella groups.

* J.C.B. - Junior Crip Boys: Otahuhu-based gang linked to two serious assaults, including the weekend bashing of two youths in Flat Bush.

* G.B.F. - Gambino Family: A "street crew" that claims to have 30 to 50 members. Based around the Otara area.

* T.N.S. - Thugs Not Soldiers: Otahuhu-based youth gang that claims to have 60 to 70 members, who have to prove themselves by picking out a person in the street and fighting them.

* B.D.B. - Better Dan Before: Exclusive female gang in South Auckland. Leader "Miss Chingy" told a local paper her group was formed to offer girls protection." If trouble comes to us we fight back," she told the Manukau Courier.

* Y.E.S. - Young East Siders: East Auckland gang allegedly behind a $50,000 burglary spree around Glen Innes and Panmure last year. Police then said the gang had about 25 members but a crackdown on the ringleaders has seen Y.E.S. go quiet.

* D.M.S. - Drugs Money Sex: One of the two main Avondale street gangs.

* J.D.K. - Junior Don Kings: The rival gang to D.M.S. Both have umbrella groups.

* T.O.C. - Thugs of Canal: Gang members that come from around Canal St in Avondale.

Uhh?

I have a headache.

I've got so much to do today. I have to pack for both myself and Nicole. Take the cat food over to Nana's and explain (again) that they don't need to be fed 6 times a day. Plus I'd love to be organized and motivated and leave my house all vacuumed, with the bathrooms sparkling. Dunno whether I'll get to that though. Not to mention shaving my legs, underarms and pussy. Oh my gawd! Yes I did type that...

My cats have been following me around all morning and are currently sitting on the floor by my feet. They must realize something is up.

I've been listening to the radio since I woke up. There's been a double homicide underneath the Wairoa Bridge. This scares me...my sister, gang-associated boyfriend and their 2 baby boys live just up the road from there. I can't get hold of her, her cell is turned off. As usual... I've had nightmares before about the abusive bastard killing Christine. I've always said if anything happens to her, I'll fight tooth and nail to see that my nephews are removed from that man and his family's care. I hate it that those 2 little boys are growing up to see domestic abuse as 'normal'. My sister is an adult, and even though I hate that she decides to remain with that bastard, she's entitled to make her own decision. And deal with the consequences...

I was talking to my friend Teresa yesterday. Both of her daughter's are pregnant and due within a week or two in early January. She was telling me the names they've picked:
Nikki is expecting a boy...Jarrell Robert Keam will be his name. Teresa keeps teasing Nikki's partner Mark that they should be naming him Dorkus Archibald Keam so that his intitals are DAK...which is another name for weed here. Mark is a heavy weed smoker.

Sailekia doesn't know if she's expecting a boy or a girl. She's chosen Jared Kaipra if its a boy, with Kaipra being her grandfather's name. And LaToya Jade if its a girl. She already has a nearly 8 year old daughter called Aimee Ehetera.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY 5TH NOVEMBER!

So whatcha all getting me? LOL I know what I want! I want all my visitors to sign my guest map. The link is on the right hand side of the blog, under the archive list. Doooo it!

Should I name some of the regular visitors to this place? Okay, why not.... Michele, Charlie, Mike, Rich, Troutly, Ryan, Ayannali, Kara. And all my visitors from Michele's blog! Put your pin on my guest map!

Okay, I'd better move my ass and start getting my long list of tasks for today accomplished. I won't be online much at all for the next week. It'll be good.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

What is BDSM?

BDSM is a term which describes a number of related patterns of human sexual behaviour. The major subgroupings are described in the abbreviation "BDSM" itself:

* Bondage (BD)
* Bondage & Discipline (B&D)
* Domination & Submission (D&S, DS, D/S)
* Sadism & Masochism (or Sadomasochism) (S&M, SM)

Many of the specific practices in BDSM are those which, if performed in neutral or nonsexual contexts, are widely considered unpleasant, undesirable, or disadvantageous. For example, pain, physical restraint and servitude are traditionally inflicted on persons against their will and to their detriment. In BDSM, however, these activities are engaged in with the mutual consent of the participants, and typically for mutual enjoyment.

This emphasis on informed consent and safety is also known as SSC (safe, sane and consensual), though others prefer RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink), which places the emphasis more on informed consent, and acknowledges the fact that all activities are potentially risky.

More information.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Crime effects everyone!

Belly Button Tattoos...



Thursday, October 27, 2005

Nicole's been playing with my camera again...

Cricket Practice




For the first time Nicole has taken up a extra curricular sport. Shes playing cricket. Funny thing is...she knows nothing about it. Nicole is the only girl in the team. The first practice was a laugh!

New Mobile Phone Feature...

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Scary....very scary





Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so! your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Fighting the war against Ignorance and Bad Spelling

I belong to a BDSM forum. Part of the forum involves profiles that kind of work like personal ads. I personally don't really bother with them much, however I was talking to a guy I met on the forum and he was having a chuckle to himself about a particular profile he was reading with 18 spelling mistakes in it. I asked him to link me...the profile belonged to an older guy who seemed to take himself very seriously. I couldn't resist messaging him. Now its turned into a bit of a war. I'm enjoying every moment of it...

Me:
Hi there
I was just reading your profile and was compelled to message you...

There are 18 spelling errors in your profile:
pitete
your
facad
isolatoin
your
your
your
your
developped
comensurite
submisive
devotted
dities
MAster
your
your
setteling
thankyou

and in the journal
contct
your

You seem to take yourself very seriously...I would recommend fixing those errors if you expect other people to do so too.

Have a nice day


His reply:
I dont really give a shit... if you didnt get the message in my profile your thick and there fore not suitable...

you stupid fuck...

you just wasted 30 seconds of your time and 5 seconds of mine...

to make yourself feel important...

poor girl...


So I answered with:
Oh, I know I'm not suitable. I wouldn't dream of considering a relationship with someone who is either mildly illiterate or is just simply too damn lazy to run their text though a spell check program. Besides which, are you really too ignorant to realise when someone has gone out of their way to help you?

And you call me stupid...lol

Have a nice day.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Meaning of my name.....yes my real name is Emma.

Emma
Healer of the universe : Teutonic


Very intelligent, broadminded and a good listener. You are an ideas person, with a wonderful creative imagination who is always seeking practical applications to apply this to. Your intelligence means that you have great potential for business success if you can apply some discipline and caution. You enjoy sensual pleasures and with a natural restless nature and liking for adventure life is rarely dull with you around.

Try it for yourself.
You're A Crazy Drunk

When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Happy 1st Birthday!!!


To my blog!! One year ago today I started my blog!!

I am 'White'

If your birthday is on ...... Scroll down to find out about your nature .....

December 23rd - January 1st
Red

January 2nd - January 11th
Orange

January 12th - January 24th
Yellow

January 25th - February 3
Pink

February 4th - February 8th
Blue

February 9th - February 18th
Green

February 19th - February 28th
Brown

March1st - March 10th
Aqua

March 11 - March 20th
Lime

March 21 st
Black

March 22 nd - March 31st
Purple

April 1st - April 10th
Navy

April 11th - April 20th
Silver

April 21st - April 30th
White

May 2nd - May 14th
Blue

May 15th - May 24th
Gold

May 25th - June 3rd
Cream

June 4th - June13th
Gray

June 14 - June 23rd
Maroon

June 24th
Gray

June 25 - July 4th
Red

July 5th - July 14th
Orange

July 15th - July 25 th
Yellow

July 26th - August 4 th
Pink

August 5th - August 13th
Blue

August 14th - August 23rd
Green

August 24 - September 2nd
Brown

September 3rd - September12th
Aqua

September 13th - September 22nd
Lime

September 23rd
Olive

September 24th - October 3rd
Purple

October 4th - October 13th
Navy

October 14th - October 23rd
Silver

October 24 - November 11th
White

November 12th - November 21st
Gold

November 22nd - December1st
Cream

December 2nd - December11th
Gray

December 12th - December 21st
Maroon

December 22nd
Teal





RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought of highly by others.

OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

The Bitch is indeed back...

This is dedicated to Ron, a diehard HHH fan! :)

Thanks to Sweet Thing and Mr Ho for providing this picture.

My HTML Colour?

you are pink
#FFC0CB

Your dominant hue is red... you are passionate, energetic, and unafraid of life's changes. You're all about getting out and trying something new, even if it means taking risks that other people would be afraid of. Hey, if they're afraid and you're not, more power to you, right?

Your saturation level is low - You stay out of stressful situations and advise others to do the same. You may not be the go-to person when something really needs done, but you know never to blow things out of proportion.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

He he he




The Doll Palace

Not my usual thing...but I liked this one!
(06:35:11pm) (06:35:11pm)(Chris) My impression of Cybersex... "Oh Baby `I'm typin, Oh Baby I'm typin, I'm Rubbin my Spacebar, Are you Rubbin your Mouse.... ok yes ok YESSsss `I'm gonna hit enter.... here it goes... OHhhhhhhh Gawwwwwd that feels so Gooood!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Nuh nights

I got a new Queen Sized bed a couple of months ago. Today I went to make it up with summer sheets, and discovered that ALL my summer sheets are Double sized. So none of them will fit my new bed. Bloody things! lol

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Uhh I kinda don't want to write about this. And kind of do....

About 5 weeks ago I found a lump. I went to the doctors who told me to come back if it wasn't gone in 2 weeks. It got a bit smaller, but didn't go. It took me until yesterday to get the balls to go back...

They did a needle biopsy there and then. The local anesthetic stung way more than the big needle they stuck into me. Because of the stuff that came out of it they thought it was likely a cyst. But send it to the lab to make sure.

The results came back today and sure enough its only a cyst. I asked what happens now, and the doctors says to come back in a couple of months and they will see how it is. Then maybe organize removing it.

Compared to what it could have been I am incredibly relieved. I urge all women to do self checks!

Self check instructions.

I gotta glass cloth!


It might not seem like a big deal. And, well... really it kinda isn't. Just these clothes are like gold. You can clean your windows with just a damp cloth and it leaves them clean and streak free. Way better than the chemical window cleaner products. And alot cheaper too!

LOL @ this old picture of 'The Kliq'


Triple H, Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, Scott Hall and X-Pac

I'M IN LOVE!

With my new broadband connection! Downloading porn is so much faster!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Jealousy!

If I hear of another person who has tickets for/is planning on going to either a WWE live event or a HIM concert I'm going to scream!

Living in New Zealand definately has its pluses. We don't have any nasty animals or bugs. We've never had a case of Mad Cow Disease or any of those other nasty diseases. We are unlikely to be the victim of a terror attack (ie. 9/11 or London train style)

But on the downside....WWE doesn't come here. The bands that I want to see seldom come here. And the CDs I want have to be imported especially, which takes weeks and cost mega dollars.

Moving to Aussie definately has its pluses.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Toothbrushes and cash!

I have another tool in my parenting toolbox. Nana has been giving Nicole $2 in loose change each week for a while now. Over the holidays shes been itching to spend it. And has spent a bit.

Last night she stayed at a friend's place, but mysteriously lost/hid her toothbrush before it made it to her bag. Today I asked her to find it, and she claimed to not know where it is. So I gave her 5 minutes to find it, otherwise she would be using her own money to replace it. It took her about 10 seconds to 'find' it.

Maybe her having a little bit of pocket money is a good thing!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Wrestling persona...

My wrestler persona is...




I am an outlaw who loves to fight! I have a bad attitude and I don't take crap from anybody!


What wrestler persona are YOU?

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

My girls


Jaimee (4yrs), Nicole (6yrs) and Abbey (7yrs)

The past couple of nights my friend's daughters have stayed with us. Its made our household alot busier. I don't take kindly to being called a 'faggot' by a 4 year old just because i'm insisting on brushing the knots out of her hair. Bring out the mustard!

Marky!

This is my youngest brother Mark. He was showing off, being a rabbit.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Chrissy's obsessed with monkeys!


Shes been sending people this picture named 'ron and fk lol' Seriously Chrissy...you need help.

Monday, October 03, 2005

I haven't been that sick in a while...

Saturday nite I drank a bottle of gin, mixed with L&P. Sunday I was so ill that I couldn't even keep water down. Not a good look....