Thursday, March 31, 2005

Although its not time for the final farewell...I wish you all a good trip to hell!

My computer if fucked!

The sea air has got into it and corroded it badly. I need a new motherboard, CPU and ram. I'm writing this at a net cafe, I sent my puter off to get fixed this morning. Dunno when I'm gunna get it back. Might be weeks...Might be months.

I must admit I'm quite enjoying the break from it. Dunno how long this feeling is gunna last though.

Monday, March 28, 2005

I KNEW sex is good for you!

Sex is the most practical and
funniest way of losing weight.
Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal

WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal

POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed - 816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age - 12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door - 218 cal

Ha Ha

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

:o I like this guys thinking...

Playing with your nipples is good.
Playing with your nipples and asking you questions is better.
Playing with your nipples, and forcing you to make choices is best.

Having you suck my cock is good.
Taking a fistful of your hair while you suck my cock is better.
Taking a fistful of your hair, and forcing you to take more of my cock into your
mouth is best.

Holding your hands over your head while we make love is good.
Tying you to the bed while we make love is better.
Tying you to the bed, then teasing you till you beg is best.

Doing it doggy style is is good.
Holding you down while I fuck you from behind, over the side of the bed, is
better.
Tying your hands behind your back, spanking you, THEN fucking you hard is best.

Making you moan is good.
Making you talk dirty is better.
Making you beg for orgasm is best.

Shaving your pussy is good.
Shaving your pussy for you, while you're tied to the bed, is better.
Shaving your pussy for you, while you're tied to the bed, then licking you to
the edge of orgasm before stopping to go out to dinner is best.

Holding your ass as we make love is good.
Spanking your ass as we make love is better.
Spanking your ass, then making you beg for me to fuck you is best.

Letting you touch my neck and hair while I drive is good.
Making you massage my cock, while I drive at night, is better.
Making you suck me by the side of a dark country road is best.

Doing it in the bedroom is good.
Doing it in the living room is better.
Making you want to do it in the elevator is best.

Hearing another couple making love is good.
Hearing another couple spanking, is better.
Spanking you and teasing you so that you know that others can hear you is best.

Making you cum is good.
Making you cum more than once is better.
Making you cum so that you can see yourself is best.

Cuddling on the couch while watching a movie is good.
Playing with your pussy, while we watch a movie is better.
Playing with your pussy while you're on the phone with a friend is best.

Playing Trivial Pursuit is good.
Playing strip poker is better.
Playing bondage Scrabble is best.

Knowing you want me is good.
Knowing you love me is better.
Knowing that you know I want to do nasty things to and with you, and loving me for it is best.

Dominant vs Domineering

There's a difference between being dominant, and being domineering.

* Dominant people show others that they're right.
* Domineering people bully those around them to get their way.

* Dominant people are not afraid to admit that they are wrong.
* Domineering people feel that admitting that they are wrong means that they are weak.

* Dominant partners encourage their followers to try harder, and teach them how to achieve more.
* Domineering partners scream at their followers to get them to work faster and/or harder and/or longer.

* Dominant people surround themselves with strong people, who can push them to achieve more.
* Domineering people surround themselves with weaker people, who they can push around.

Friday, March 25, 2005

My Nana

Makes me wanna scream!

She lives next door to me and I am her primary caregiver. Shes very demanding and unreasonable, and because i'm a stong person, we tend to clash rather badly at times.

Today was one of those times. We were talking about easter eggs and what she has/wants to get for the great-grandchildren. Then out of the blue asked whether I thought Dad (her son) would be here for Christmas this year. I said I didn't know and possibly not as hes spent the last 3 Christmases here, plus it will be Sofima's granddaughters first Christmas.

Well...she went off her tree! Went on about how Dad can go and visit 'other people' but not her. I pointed out that these 'other people' she was refering to were his wife's children and family. And her family isn't any less important than his is. And they have been here for the last 3 Christmases.

Nana got herself all worked up and ended up crying and shouting at me. Then started her usual brand of emotional blackmail by saying no one cares about her and she wishes she could go to sleep and never wake up. Unfortunely for her it doesn't work on me. And really...for fucks sake...what was I supposed to do about it anyways??

Thursday, March 24, 2005

100 things about me!

I saw this on another blog and thought I would try it....

1. My first name was one of the few things my parents agreed about during their marriage.

2. My second name is from my Dad's maternal grandmother.

3. I was born in Wellington, New Zealand.

4. I've lived in two countries during my life.

5. I've lived in 3 city/towns in New Zealand during my life.

6. I have a 6 year old daughter called Nicole Vera. Nicole is partially for her father and partially cuz I liked it, and Vera is from my mum.

7. My Mum died at 49 years old from lung cancer. I was 19. I held her in my arms as she died. I did her make up for her funeral.

8. I have 1 full brother, 2 half brothers, 1 half sister, and 5 step brothers. I am the oldest of them all.

9. My Dad has been married 3 times.

10. My youngest brother is only 8 months older than my daughter.

11. I enjoy writing, especially erotic stories. They are based on fantasy or real life experience.

12. When I was at school my best subjects were the sciences. I topped my school in Chemisty and Physics for the last 3 years I was there.

13. My family was very disappointed that I didn't go to University. But I never had the drive or interest in any particular thing there. So I figured it would be a waste of money.

14. My longest relationship was with a guy called Symon. It lasted quite a few years. It finished nastily and he tried to kill me.

15. I have 1 living grandparent, she lives next door to me. My grandfather died about 8 years ago. I was the only one of my family who spoke at his funeral.

16. My Grandmother frustrates me because of her tendency to favouritise my sister even though my sister has ripped her off many times and is only around when she wants money.

17. When I was growing up I always wanted to take music lessons, but there was never enough money to do that.

18. I love to dance. A few years ago I took rock and roll lessons, but gave it up quite quickly because I didn't have a partner to practice with.

19. My favorite food is lasanga with lettuce salad.

20. My favorite drink is coca-cola. In fact I'm addicted to the stuff.

21. My favorite alcoholic drinks are rum and a cocktail called a something or other Dream.

22. In 1998 I sat watching the sun go down at a beach resort in Rarotonga sipping one of those cocktails with my then best friend.

23. I don't drink tea, and will only drink coffee when I have to.

24. I'm lactose intolerant.

25. In 1995 I dyed my hair black, then blonde then a pink colour. It destroyed my hair so I shaved it all off.

26. When I was a kid I used to do a very intricate dance to David Bowie's Starman song. I insisted I perform it whenever my parents had visitors.

27. My daughter was born by c-section. There is a 50/50 chance of me having a natural birth if I was to ever have anymore.

28. I would like more kids, but never as a single parent again.

29. I have a criminal record for burglaries. I'm very lucky that I wasn't caught for a lot more than I was.

30. When I was in my early 20s I used drugs a lot.

31. My favorite books at the moment are The Left Behind Series by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins. I've read them all.

32. I tend to use manipulation rather than confrontation.

33. I LOVE skin on skin cuddles.

34. I use cheap shampoo and Pantene conditioner.

35. I attended 7 different schools during my life.

36. I paint my toenails but never my fingernails. My colours of choice are usually dark red, metallic purple and chrome/silver.

37. I wear 2 silver toe rings, one has my birthstone in it, the other is a butterfly.

38. My ears are pierced 7 times, at one time I had them done 12 times.

39. I also have my tragus, nose, tongue and left nipple pierced.

40. I've wanted the hood of my clit or my labia done for ages, but there is nowhere in Tauranga that does 'below the belt' piercings. Plus I've been told a couple of stories about people who've had it done then not been able to become aroused anymore...So maybe not!

41. I have 3 tattoos..A scorpion on my left shoulder blade, a rose on my left breast and a butterfly on my right ankle.

42. I lost my virginity when I was way too young, but didn't have my first orgasm till I was 18 or 19.

43. I often worry about what would happen to my daughter if anything were to happen to me.

44. I have 2 cats...A 10 year old female tortoiseshell called Fantom, and Nicole's 1 year old fluffy ginger boy cat called Billy.

45. We used to have 3 frogs that we had since tadpoles, but they all died suddenly one day for no reason.

46. I don't wear gold jewelry, only silver.

47. I have dual citizenship, New Zealand and English.

48. I've always believed my Dad is gunna die before my Nana, I don't know why.

49. My Nana taught me to knit.

50. My Mum taught me to play darts well.

51. My Dad taught me most of the stuff I know about cooking.

52. I own sex toys.

53. I've never had a driving fine.

54. I've had a number of minor car accidents.

55. I crashed a motorbike though a fence and down a cliff though. That hurt.

56. I love sending and receiving hand written letters.

57. I've owned 3 cars in my life, my current one is a Mitsubishi Diamante.

58. I own 11 email addresses, yet only use 2.

59. My passport photo looks like a mugshot from America's Most Wanted. And my English passport one is worse, I have jet black hair in it.

60. I use Dove skin care products.

61. I am terrified of spiders, heights and not fussed on enclosed spaces.

62. I never totally decided on a boys name in case Nicole wasn't a girl. Even though I didn't know, and my sister was determined that I was having a girl.

63. My favorite time of day is dusk.

64. I am a night owl not a morning person.

65. I get faint when I see blood. I once fainted in 6th form Biology when we were doing experiments on blood.

66. My favorite sheets for my bed are my dark red cotton ones.

67. I don't feel comfortable wearing skirts or dresses.

68. My favorite bands of all time are Metallica and The Offspring.

69. I dream of one day earning enough money to pay for everything my family wants.

70. My favorite flowers are frangipani, gardenia, lavender and roses.

71. I've been doing Chriscos for about 6 years now.

72. I am my family's historian. I have the family tree and old family photos.

73. I hate gardening with a passion.

74. My favorite wrestler has always been Kevin Nash. He's yummie.

75. I own a black and decker powerdrill.

76. I've never been to a male strip club.

77. I was born on Guy Fawkes day.

78. I have 3 nephews, 1 niece and 2 'kinda' nieces and 1 'kinda' nephew.

79. When I was about 18 I competed in a demolition derby at the local speedway.

80. My favorite X-Men character is Rouge.

81. I've never played a playstation or x-box in my life. We used to have an Atari when I was a kid though. I found it highly boring.

82. I have a scar on my right knee from when I fell off my bike onto some gravel when I was a kid.

83. I send as much stuff as I can to the recyclers.

84. I'm not very fussed on icecream or chocolate.

85. I finished my Girls Brigade Queens Award and got presented it by the Govenor General.

86. I refuse to eat fish or any sea food.

87. My favorite kind of pizza is BBQ Chicken.

88. My favorite tv programmes are WWE, ER and Shortland Street. I also have a thing for this new reality show called Renters.

89. I would never, ever go sky diving, handgliding or bungi jumping.

90. My cell phone is a nokia.

91. I really don't see the point of patterned toilet paper, after all you're gunna wipe your ass with it, not hang it on the wall to admire.

92. I believe in God and consider myself a Christian.

93. I can be moody for no reason.

94. Eric is my favorite computer artist.

95. I live on a main road.

96. I want a new job that pays better money.

97. I bore quickly.

98. I remember seeing Return of the Jedi at the cinema for my brother Michael's birthday. The first 'prequel' Starwars movie was the first ever movie Nicole watched at the cinema.

99. I cannot understand women who give up custody of their children without fighting it. All three of my Dad's wife's did it.

100. Thinking up that list was hard work and took me several days!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Poor baby...

Aimee, Nicole's 'sister' had her tonsils out yesterday. I went up to the hospital today and she was bouncing round as if nothing had happened. Shes very reluctant to eat anything though. Don't blame her, sounds painful!

Its a trend!

'Everyone' is getting ip tracking counters...

HI HO.. A Camping we will go.....

Once a year I brave my fear of bugs, creepy crawlies and spiders and take Nicole, Abbey and Brendan camping. Its the annual Girls and Boys Brigade camp. This year it was at a school camp ground just south of Rotorua.

Getting there was rather hairy, we travelled through a thunderstorm with rain so heavy that I ended up stopping the car in the middle of the road because I couldn't even see the side of the road to pull over. Scarey shit.

Saturday morning we hiked up Rainbow Mountain. That was hard fucking work. Coming down was fun though... Saturday night we went swimming in the dark in a natural hot water river. Very romantic if you're with the right person.

Anyways it was lotsa fun. We all came home exhausted. Good stuff!




Kerosene Creek, the hot water river that we swam in on Saturday Night. Posted by Hello

Rainbow Mountain that we climbed on Saturday Morning. Posted by Hello

Monday, March 14, 2005

WoW...

No one links to me?

Fuckers!....

Saturday, March 12, 2005

This is the new Tattoo I want!


I dunno where to get it though? Posted by Hello

So... who all missed me?

Did anyone notice I was gone? LOL

Been away for a week or so while waiting for my brother to send me Windows disks to fix my stoopid computer. And now its running fantastically well. I should have re-whatsited it in January when I started with this problem.

Only down side of it was I lost my MP3 collection. Big bummer! Oh well, they can be downloaded again. I do miss my music though, can't live without music!

All my life I wanted to be somebody - and here I am!

Suzi Quatro rules! LOL

I've been into my Dad's CD collection again. Its been quite cool listening to the music that I grew up hearing again. Dancing round the lounge to it ~insert embarrassed smilie here~.

Dad's CD collection has got a little smaller as Suzi, Bowie, and Dylan have jumped ship outta the boxes in the garage to my collection in the lounge. They joined Fleetwood Mac, Blondie, The Beatles, The Stones and others that have already escaped!