Thursday, September 29, 2005

Dreams

A few days ago I had a dream that we were visiting both of the daughters of friends of mine in hospital after they had given birth.

I knew the older sister is pregnant. But I was talking to the Dad today, and it turns out the younger sister is also pregnant. She has a medical condition and had been told she can't have children. This is why she didn't find out that shes pregnant till she was over 20 weeks.

Anyways both sisters are due within a week of each other in early January. Its funny how dreams come true.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Two years ago today...

I discovered WWE chat. Its been.... a ride.

Happy 21st Birthday...

..My little sister, Christine.

Many happy returns, and a big kick in the fucking head for being stupid enough to go back to the abusive bastard she has 2 children by.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Top 10 Retards of WWE Chat of All Time...according to Jonni!

Rich

Chrissy

Lou

Ratt

Kylie (Jonni's Ex)

BB45

Sin

Stinger

Nymph

Brandon

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Music

For several years i had been using WINMX to download my music. The last few times I tried it, it hasn't been connecting. Someone suggested I try Limewire. Its awesome...much faster than WINMX. And there seems more variety on it too.

Download it here

Friday, September 23, 2005

They did it..

The authorities deported the dude who threatened to blow up Tauranga. Read more Here.

I got a surprise in the mail this afternoon...

$200 worth of grocery vouchers from my church. Which incidentally I haven't set foot in for about a year. They included this note:

Dear Emma, Please accept this gift as a small encouragement from Lifezone as you continue to rebuild your lives after the devistation of last May. This is sent with our prayers and a hope that the future will be a bright one for you and your family, with love Lifezone.

I feel really blessed to know that these people have been thinking about me and my family. And the vouchers, just WOW.....!!

Happy Birthday...

..to my Dad. Hes 60 today. I rang him at 8.30am (6.30am his time) and wished him a Happy day. lol

Texts Sweet Thing sent me today...

I was nervous at first, it was big and long and went straight up! I had to try it, I eased myself onto it! I went up and down on it, I love Escalators Now!

Three advantages of getting a $50 note tattooed on your cock:
1. You can play with your money
2. You can see your money grow
3. Your girl can blow as much money as she wants....

A banana and a vibrator were sitting on a bedside table, the banana turns to the vibrator and says I don't know what you're shaking for, shes gunna fucking eat me!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Wierd texts I got today

Them: U would be shocked 2 no who i am

Me: Well are you going to tell me or what?

Them: Tel u wat

Me: Who you are. LOL

Them: No den u wont want 2 talk 2 me ad yr family would get angry ad if my so cal husband found out i wil lose u ad everything

Me: What?

Them: I do want 2 c u but dnt no when

Me: You're on crack. LOL Who are you?

Friday, September 16, 2005

Bomb scare in Tauranga



The man at the centre of a bomb threat in Tauranga has been arrested after police stormed the hotel he was holed up in.

A 57-year-old Slovakian man went into the Devonport Towers on Thursday morning and threatened to blow himself up, which prompted the evacuation of downtown Tauranga.

After a 12-hour standoff, armed police entered the building and arrested him at 12.30am on Friday. The man did not resist arrest and no explosives were found.

Late on Thursday night he was holed up in a room while police negotiators tried to speak to him. Earlier he had said he had wanted to speak to Prime Minister Helen Clark.

He was on the fifth floor of the Devonport Towers with what he said were two suitcases packed with explosives.

One News understands the man has lived in New Zealand for four years and works in Tauranga shelling mussels.

Hotel owner Paul Bowker says the man demanded a room in the hotel. When he was told there were no rooms available, he then demanded to talk to the prime minister.

Inspector Murray Lewis of the Bay of Plenty police says they evacuated approximately 200 square metres surrounding the hotel.

Matthew Ham, who shared a room with the man at the local backpackers, says the Slovakian was upset about being forced to leave New Zealand.

Other travellers say the man lived at the backpackers for three months and gave no warning he was about to do something so dramatic.

Town is about 20 minutes walk from my place. This shit is too close for comfort. Dumb fuck, hope he gets deported.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

A hot chick?

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

The black and white cat

Since we moved back into our house after the flood we've had a problem with a neighborhood/stray cat that likes to come into our house at night, eat my cat's food and spray everywhere. So subsequently we keep the windows closed downstairs at night.

The night before last I opened my bedroom window because it was hot. During the night the black and white cat jumped in the window and was sitting on the windowsill behind the curtains meowing. It woke me up and I grabbed a pillow and started hitting it with the pillow through the curtain. I sent my bedside lamp flying, and eventually the cat got the messaged and jumped back outside.

When I woke up the next morning it took me a while to remember why the hell one of my pillows and my lamp were on the floor.

Power Colour

Your Power Color Is Teal

At Your Highest:

You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future.

At Your Lowest:

You feel in a slump and lack creativity.

In Love:

You tend to be many people's ideal partner.

How You're Attractive:

You make people feel confident and accepted.

Your Eternal Question:

"What Impression Am I Giving?"

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Chrissy's Masterpiece!!!

And she says shes not obsessed! LOL

Monday, September 12, 2005

The Election

I'm not at all interested in politics, so the upcoming General Election has barely registered in my conciousness. With one notable exception. The National Party's campaign ads are so fucking funny! Heres what it says on their site...

National’s ‘Taxathon’ ad a new take on old jingle

18 August 2005 - 11:05 - Steven Joyce
Campaign News

The National Party has begun its television advertising with a ‘Taxathon’ ad.

The Taxathon ad is a humorous animation based on the old ‘Telethon’ jingle, with the chorus adjusted to “thank you very much for your high taxation”.

The ad labels Michael Cullen the ‘Wastemaster-General’ and Helen Clark the ‘Prime Moneywaster’. It also features David-Benson Pope’s ‘tennis ball’ incident, George Hawkins, and a conga line of Ministers including John Tamihere – complete with foot in mouth, Dover Samuels, Marian Hobbs and Ruth Dyson.

The ad builds on the Party’s Taxathon brochure which was distributed to homes nationwide last week.

Campaign Manager Steven Joyce says the ad is a fresh approach to political broadcasting.

“It uses humour and animation to highlight Labour’s high tax, high waste Government. It’s already generated a lot positive feedback, so is clearly doing its job,” Steven Joyce says.

The ad will run in conjunction with a more serious ad featuring National’s Leader Don Brash highlighting the importance of providing the right incentives in the tax system to enable people to get ahead.

Both ads can be viewed at http://www.nationaltv.org.nz/

The Taxathon ad can be downloaded by clicking this link (.asf - 1,143KB)

I was just going to do some tidying up here...

And delete the Gamer Board links. I click on one, and it works!!

Gamers is back.

I have a headache

I didn't sleep well. And when I did, I dreamt about giant snakes scaring the fuck out of me.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

EWWWW

(05:49:45pm)(fallen) second, have you ever 'fucked' edgefan aka xena aka chrissy?
(05:49:50pm)(GARETT_BEST__JBL) yes
(05:49:53pm)(fallen) oh god
(05:49:59pm)(fallen) stay the hell away from me

The Trout likes to talk about me!

Ha Ha I was told last night that I'm dating 'Spider', am cybering 'everyone', especially my 'ex'. Wonder if they know this? lol

Oh and The Trout has the pictures of my house saved to her hard drive.

I think she is Over Obsessed with me and my life, if that's possible. Silly old bat.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Last weekend while I was away I watched a pirated DVD of the new Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie. It sucked donkey dicks. It was very different from the original and from the book. Johnny Depp seemed creepy as Willy Wonka, the songs were downright strange and the first song of the movie with burning dolls would be enough to terrify my daughter.

I must admit I fell asleep in my babe's arms part way though the movie, and missed the Ompa Loompas. He said they were wierd, and its not a movie thats suitable for young children. From what I saw, I would have to agree.

Friday, September 09, 2005

I was cleaning out the inbox of my Mobile phone and rediscovered these!

Love is sweet
Love is golden
Love should be made in the back of a Holden
If you don't like it, if you get bored
Become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford.


Santas broken his leg and can't drive the slay. But don't panic Michael Jackson has offered to sneak into all the kids rooms and empty his sack.


The Maori alphabet: A.C.C, D.P.B, K.F.C, D.B, T.A.B, D.I.C, W.I.N.Z....Now I know my abc I want to claim the whole country.


Last night I wanted you. I needed you so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you. I wanted you in me so you can work your magic on me, but I couldn't find you. YOU STUPID PANADOL!

I shall seek you and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan..... All my love, The Flu

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Your IQ Is 90

Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average
Your General Knowledge is Below Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Like I know stuff about American Presidents and crap! LOL
Your Blog Should Be Purple

You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything.
You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey.
You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say.

Unbelievable!

George Bush appointed his friend Michael Brown Director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Michael Brown, a Republican party activist, had no related previous emergency management and/or disaster preparedness experience. In fact, he was fired from his last job (certifying judges at horse shows. Arabians. Ironic.) "Brownie" (as Bush calls him) was forced out after a series of lawsuits related to his supervision failures but in an administration where failures lead to getting medals and promotions, Bush apparently found his crony more than adequately prepared to safeguard our country.

And here's the job the two have done since Katrina hit:

Thurs, August 25 - Hurricane Katrina hits Florida late Thursday. This category 1 hurricane killed 9 people in Florida and then moved into the Gulf of Mexico, gaining power and momentum. Meteorologists predicted she would hit Louisiana and Mississippi early Monday, probably as a category 4 hurricane! President Bush is vacationing at his Crawford Ranch - again.

Fri, August 26 - Meteorologists measure Katrina as a category 2 hurricane as she moves across the Gulf. Gulf Coast officials ask residents to evacuate their homes. President Bush defends his ongoing vacation in a press conference saying, "I think the people want the president to be in a position to make good, crisp decisions and to stay healthy, and part of my being is to be outside exercising. So I'm mindful of what goes on around me. On the other hand, I'm also mindful that I've got a life to live, and will do so." (By this time, Bush has been on vacation for over one month.) The Governor of Louisiana declares a state of emergency. New Orleans is below sea level. The possibility of devastating hurricane destruction there had long been considered one of the most likely natural disaster in the United States. (The 3rd most likely to be specific.)

Sat, August 27 - At 5 AM, Katrina measures as a category 3 hurricane. At 5 PM on Saturday New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin announced a voluntary evacuation of the city. Major interstates are converted to one-land roads out of the area. Hotels are booked solid for 150 miles. Greyhound, Amtrak and airlines halt service late Saturday night. The Governor of Louisiana requests federal assistance in advance of the incoming storm and Bush declares a "National Emergency."

Sun, August 28 - Mike Brown and Michael Chertoff (secretary of Homeland Security) are briefed by the National Hurricane Center and told that Katrina "has potential for catastrophic damage" and that it may produce "storm surge capable of overtopping levees in New Orleans." By 11:00 PM, experts predict that Hurricane Katrina will hit the city with all the force and power of a Category 5 hurricane. They predict that 60-80% of the city's homes will be destroyed. The mayor of New Orleans declares a mandatory evacuation of the city. The governors of Louisiana and Mississippi request additional security forces from the federal government. (Most of the state's national guardsmen having been pulled - along with their equipment - to serve in Iraq.)

Mon, August 29 - At 6:10 AM, Hurricane Katrina hits the Gulf Coast. Entire neighborhoods are submerged to their roofs. Large numbers of people must be rescued from rooftops. It becomes clear many are being swept away by storm surge. President Bush hits the road to promote his prescription drug plan. Less than five hours after landfall, the National Weather Service reports the break of a levee on the Industrial Canal near the St. Bernard-Orleans parish line. Five hours after landfall, Brown decides to dispatch 1,000 federal employees to assist with disaster relief. He gives them two days to arrive! They are told to "convey a positive image of disaster operations to government officials, community organizations and the general public." He also tells local fire and rescue departments outside Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi not to send trucks or emergency workers into the disaster area without explicit requests for help from state or local governments. Brown then briefs President Bush who, following the briefing, travels to Southern California to talk to seniors about changes to Medicare. He then plays golf before retiring to rest before his speech the following day to commemorate the 60th Anniversary of the end of World War Two.

The USS Bataan arrives in the Gulf Coast. This ship is equipped with six operating rooms, hundreds of hospital beds and the ability to produce 100,000 gallons of fresh water a day — only it sits for four days without patients. Also team of volunteer firefighters from Houston with hurricane disaster recovery experince and with special expertise with oil infrastructure and repair arrives outside New Orleans and FEMA refuses them entry into the city until "the National Guard has secured the city." When asked if they should help out in other communities along the coast impacted by the storm, FEMA responds, "No". Their special expertise is needed in New Orleans. However, FEMA repeatedly turns down advice or help from the team. After waiting in a parking lot for five days (until Sat, Sept 3), the experts finally give up and return home to Houston.

Tues, Aug 30 - Breached levies have submerged 80% of New Orleans in water. President Bush give his speech and returns to his vacation. CNN airs footage of a convention center filled with people and dozens of others stranded on rooftops.

Wed, Aug 31 - President Bush declares a public health emergency ... but he doesn't return from vacation. Chertoff reports that relief efforts are "going well". (Sound familiar? Things are supposedly "going well" in Iraq too.) The Forest Service offered their fixed plane aircrafts to extinguish the forest fire-like fires raging in New Orleans. Homeland Security grounded the planes because they had not authorized their use. Canada tried to send Urban Rescue Teams directly to the area but were not permitted due to "mass confusion at the U.S. federal level in the wake of the storm." Governor Blanco requested Bush order the "expiditious return of a national guard combat unit from Iraq to assist with the rescue effort. She also requested a base for humanitarian relief be set up in Baton Rouge. Both requests went unanswered. Later that night, the first 100 refugees are evacuated...by an 18-year-old boy who finds keys to a school bus and drives his charges to the Houston Astrodome - where he is told he will be charged with stealing the school bus.

Thurs, Sept 1 - Governor Blanco reports the death toll to be in the thousands. Bush is still on vacation. Four days after landfall, the federal government finally requests airline industry assistance to evacuate flood victims. Bush orders "zero tolerance" against looting. No food or clean water has come into the area in over a week. Inside the convention centers, people who steal and provide food and water from stores are greeted as heroes. The caravans promised by FEMA Director Mike Brown to evacuate residents do not arrive - however the Navy announces it has hired Halliburton to "restore electric power, repair roofs and remove debris from three naval bases in Mississippi. (This while bases in perfect shape around the country have just been slated to closed because we have too many.) Swift water rescue teams from California who have rescued hundreds of people are halted from rescuing victims by FEMA due to "security concerns" even though a CNN journalist embedded with them insists "no incidents have occurred in this area!"

Fri, Sept 3 - The President finally decides to cut short his vacation and flies over the site on his return to Washington. The Red Cross reports on their website that they have been kept from providing food, water and medical assistance in New Orleans because, "The state Department of Homeland Security in Louisiana asked the Red Cross not to go into the city because they want that message to be, 'You need to leave the city. This isn't going to be a sheltering spot.' " Still no caravans have arrived. In fact, they are at a photo op with Bush. Erin Broussard, president of the Jefferson Parrish goes on CNN and breaks down while reporting that FEMA prevented the delivery of three trailer trucks of water donated by Wal-Mart, forbade the Coast Guard from donating 1000 gallons of diesel fuel that happened to be on a Coast Guard vessel docked in Jefferson Parish, and cut all emergency communication lines out of the parish. The communication lines were repaired and put under armed guard. Mr. Broussard then broke into sobs as he described how the mother of the head of emergency management in the parish was trapped in a nursing home and phoned her son every day asking when help would come. The son tried to reassure her that help was coming but the woman died Friday evening (after President Bush's flyby) when she drowned to death.

Monday, Sept 6 - For four days, "Hundreds of firefighters who volunteered to help rescue victims have instead been playing cards, taking classes on the history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency and lounging at an Atlanta airport hotel for days while they await orders." However, some of them receive their first assignment on this day - to stand beside the president for a photo op as he toured the devastated area. FEMA and the federal government requested that requested that no photographs of the dead be made by the media as bodies are recovered. (I believe this is based on a desire to limit unfavorable news coverage, just like with bodies returning from Iraq.) Senator Barbara Milkuski calls for Michael Brown's resignation.

The lethal ineptitude of Bush's buddy has led to thousands of deaths but Bush bears his part of the responsibility as well.

In 2001, Budget Director Mitch Daniels announced the Bush administration's goal of privatizing much of FEMA's work. In May, Allbaugh (the head of FEMA before Brown) confirmed that FEMA would be downsized: "Many are concerned that federal disaster assistance may have evolved into both an oversized entitlement program...." he said. Also in 2001, FEMA designated a major hurricane hitting New Orleans as one of the three "likeliest, most catastrophic disasters facing this country."

In 2002, Allbaugh the left FEMA to after less than two years at the agency to start up a consulting firm that advises companies seeking to do business in Iraq. He is succeeded by his deputy, Brown, who, like Allbaugh, has no previous experience in disaster management.

In 2003, FEMA is downgraded from a cabinet level position and folded into the Department of Homeland Security. Its mission is refocused on fighting acts of terrorism. Under its new organization chart within DHS, FEMA's preparation and planning functions are reassigned to a new Office of Preparedness and Response. FEMA will henceforth focus only on response and recovery.

In 2004, FEMA denies Louisiana's pre-disaster mitigation funding requests. Says Jefferson Parish flood zone manager Tom Rodrigue: "You would think we would get maximum consideration....This is what the grant program called for. We were more than qualified for it." At the same time, the Army Corps of Engineers budget for levee construction in New Orleans is slashed. Jefferson Parish emergency management chiefs Walter Maestri comments: "It appears that the money has been moved in the president's budget to handle homeland security and the war in Iraq, and I suppose that's the price we pay."

We paid a price alright. (The poor did anyway...) While I agree that no one could predict that a hurricane the size of Katrina would hit this year, the slow federal response when it did happen was no accident. It was the result of four years of deliberate Republican policy and budget choices that favor ideology and partisan loyalty at the expense of operational competence. It was the result of four years of balking at using public dollars to serve the public good (though these folks do not hesitate to use government dollars to reward their already rich friends.)

Experts say that the first 72 hours after a natural disaster are the crucial window during which prompt action can save many lives. Look what these folks did in the first 72 hours. Bush couldn't even be bothered to interrupt his vacation...

Taken without permission from Instincts and Outbursts Blog

Am I turning into a real girl?

I'm wearing a pink top today.... :\ What is wrong with me?

And the asshole of the year award goes to....

...My fucktard brother John. After all it take a really special person to steal thousands of dollars from his frail, elderly, FORGETFUL grandmother. Well, I really shouldn't be surprised.... it would have to be a spawn of Satan (aka Kaisari, my father's second wife) to pull something like this off and not have a guilt that would eat the soul of a mortal man.

This is the third time he's stolen from her. That's not counting the thousands of dollars he's 'borrowed' from her because the 'power is overdue and the power company will disconnect it' and other bullshit stories. He's never paid her a cent back. I did something no one has done before, I went and had a chat with his girlfriend/mother of his son, she was horrified he was using the 'our baby will be cold if we don't have power' line. Plus she assured me that they were not in any kind of financial strife. Not one cent of the money he borrowed got spent on bills. Wouldn't surprise me if he ends up without a girlfriend shortly.

So its looking like it will be the second time we report him to the police. Thing is he stands a good chance of going to jail. What to do, what to do...

And you know why he's doing this? Gambling! I hate it with a passion.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

My goodness!


I've have had some interesting visitors here while i've been away!

Friday, September 02, 2005

Thought this was quite interesting and you may find it interesting as well

A woman at a nightclub on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who
according

to hospital and police

reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the

events

of the evening, tests

later confirmed the repeat rapes and along with traces of Rohypnol in

her

blood, was Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization

pill.

The drug is now being

used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims.

Progesterex

is available to vets to

sterilize large animals.



Rumour has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol,

the

date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink.

The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken

place the night before.

Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the

victim doesn't conceive

From the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity

test

identifying him months later.



The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY- They are P*E*R*M*A*N*E*N*T!



Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses. Any female who takes it

WILL

NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE.

The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or

any

university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big everywhere.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people

how

to use it.



Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls. Be careful

when

you're out and don't

leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know... Guys,

please inform all your female friends and relatives.